Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped

Brad Wesley is causing havoc, even from the grave. Apparently Wesley spread his genes liberally throughout Jasper and now, oh so many years later, a new crop of Brad Wesley clones are coming of age.

What does this mean for me?

Well, I have asked for reinforcements from some of my friends, specifically South Philly Phil and my long-time friend, comedian Mike Doe. They will be making appearances in Jasper very, very soon.

And Brad Wesley, and by that I mean every single scurvy one of you, consider yourself warned!