Brad Wesley Is the Devil

Brad Wesley is going down and Mike Doe is going to help me do the job. Case closed. Better recognize!

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Mike Doe is doing the funny stuff at http://twitter.com/mikedoe. Brad Wesley is not. He is evil.

Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped

Brad Wesley is causing havoc, even from the grave. Apparently Wesley spread his genes liberally throughout Jasper and now, oh so many years later, a new crop of Brad Wesley clones are coming of age.

What does this mean for me?

Well, I have asked for reinforcements from some of my friends, specifically South Philly Phil and my long-time friend, comedian Mike Doe. They will be making appearances in Jasper very, very soon.

And Brad Wesley, and by that I mean every single scurvy one of you, consider yourself warned!