Brad Wesley Is the Devil

Brad Wesley is going down and Mike Doe is going to help me do the job. Case closed. Better recognize!

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Brad Wesley Does NOT Twitter, Partly Because Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man

Mike Doe is doing the funny stuff at http://twitter.com/mikedoe. Brad Wesley is not. He is evil.

Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped

Brad Wesley is causing havoc, even from the grave. Apparently Wesley spread his genes liberally throughout Jasper and now, oh so many years later, a new crop of Brad Wesley clones are coming of age.

What does this mean for me?

Well, I have asked for reinforcements from some of my friends, specifically South Philly Phil and my long-time friend, comedian Mike Doe. They will be making appearances in Jasper very, very soon.

And Brad Wesley, and by that I mean every single scurvy one of you, consider yourself warned!

Brad Wesley Pees on the Seat

If this isn't enough to qualify him for evil man status, nothing will. But it does, so let me repeat: Brad Wesley is an evil man!

Brad Wesley Is a Bad Tipper

Brad Wesley never tipped his bartender or server, or even paid his bill, for that matter. For these and other reasons I will lay out in some detail, Brad Wesley is an evil man!

Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man, Reason #25

Brad Wesley does not observe the rules of the road. He swerves into oncoming traffic, for no particular reason, other than to prove he rules the road, and the town of Jasper. That makes him an evil man.

Intro to Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man

Why am I writing a weblog about my arch-nemesis, Brad Wesley?

The answer is simple: Brad Wesley is an evil man.

But he's already dead, you say.

So what, I say.

As I learned at NYU, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. And taking classes over again ain't my idea of a night with Doc. If you know what I'm saying.

Brad Wesley may be dead. But the world is full of evil men.

This weblog will expose them all! Especially Brad Wesley!