Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped

Brad Wesley is causing havoc, even from the grave. Apparently Wesley spread his genes liberally throughout Jasper and now, oh so many years later, a new crop of Brad Wesley clones are coming of age.

What does this mean for me?

Well, I have asked for reinforcements from some of my friends, specifically South Philly Phil and my long-time friend, comedian Mike Doe. They will be making appearances in Jasper very, very soon.

And Brad Wesley, and by that I mean every single scurvy one of you, consider yourself warned!

Brad Wesley Pees on the Seat

If this isn't enough to qualify him for evil man status, nothing will. But it does, so let me repeat: Brad Wesley is an evil man!

Brad Wesley Is a Bad Tipper

Brad Wesley never tipped his bartender or server, or even paid his bill, for that matter. For these and other reasons I will lay out in some detail, Brad Wesley is an evil man!