<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082</id><updated>2011-04-21T13:15:26.823-07:00</updated><category term='south philly phil'/><category term='road house'/><category term='doe-nuts'/><category term='hairspray'/><category term='brad wesley'/><category term='dalton'/><category term='mike doe'/><category term='twitter'/><category term='evildoers'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>7</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-3609415660294786883</id><published>2007-12-06T23:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T23:04:12.353-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doe-nuts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mike doe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hairspray'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Is the Devil</title><content type='html'>Brad Wesley is going down and &lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/"&gt;Mike Doe&lt;/a&gt; is going to help me do the job. Case closed. Better recognize!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/for-your-karaoke-pleasure-mike-doe-in-song.html"&gt;For Your Karaoke Pleasure, Mike Doe in Song&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html"&gt;Twitter = Highly Addictive Behavior = Jokes Aplenty&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/do-skinny-models-drink-vodka.html"&gt;Do Skinny Models Drink Vodka?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/4/11-reasons-to-stop-eating-potatoes-or-die.html"&gt;11 Reasons to Stop Eating Potatoes, OR DIE!!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/4/how-to-get-pregnant-in-3-weeks-or-less-guaranteed.html"&gt;How to Get Pregnant in 3 Weeks or Less, Guaranteed!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-3609415660294786883?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/3609415660294786883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=3609415660294786883' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/3609415660294786883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/3609415660294786883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/12/brad-wesley-is-devil.html' title='Brad Wesley Is the Devil'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-8333460518434252721</id><published>2007-10-03T00:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-10-03T11:18:22.653-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mike doe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evildoers'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Does NOT Twitter, Partly Because Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/journal/2007/10/3/twitter-highly-addictive-behavior-jokes-aplenty.html"&gt;Mike Doe&lt;/a&gt; is doing the funny stuff at &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/mikedoe"&gt;http://twitter.com/mikedoe&lt;/a&gt;.  Brad Wesley is not. He is evil.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-8333460518434252721?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/8333460518434252721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=8333460518434252721' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/8333460518434252721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/8333460518434252721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/10/brad-wesley-does-not-twitter-partly.html' title='Brad Wesley Does NOT Twitter, Partly Because Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-8954979451366022179</id><published>2007-09-15T09:43:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-15T09:46:43.665-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='south philly phil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mike doe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped</title><content type='html'>Brad Wesley is causing havoc, even from the grave. Apparently Wesley spread his genes liberally throughout Jasper and now, oh so many years later, a new crop of &lt;a href="http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/"&gt;Brad Wesley&lt;/a&gt; clones are coming of age.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What does this mean for me?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, I have asked for reinforcements from some of my friends, specifically &lt;a href="http://southphillyphil.blogspot.com/"&gt;South Philly Phil&lt;/a&gt; and my long-time friend, comedian &lt;a href="http://mikedoe.net/"&gt;Mike Doe&lt;/a&gt;. They will be making appearances in Jasper very, very soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Brad Wesley, and by that I mean every single scurvy one of you, consider yourself warned!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-8954979451366022179?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/8954979451366022179/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=8954979451366022179' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/8954979451366022179'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/8954979451366022179'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/09/brad-wesley-must-be-stopped.html' title='Brad Wesley Must Be Stopped'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-4053368711174200705</id><published>2007-09-05T11:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-05T11:32:11.231-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evildoers'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Pees on the Seat</title><content type='html'>If this isn't enough to qualify him for evil man status, nothing will. But it does, so let me repeat: &lt;a href="http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/"&gt;Brad Wesley is an evil man&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-4053368711174200705?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/4053368711174200705/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=4053368711174200705' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/4053368711174200705'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/4053368711174200705'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/09/brad-wesley-pees-on-seat.html' title='Brad Wesley Pees on the Seat'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-4762363992534204518</id><published>2007-09-03T23:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-04T15:03:02.085-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evildoers'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Is a Bad Tipper</title><content type='html'>Brad Wesley never tipped his bartender or server, or even paid his bill, for that matter. For these and other reasons I will lay out in some detail, &lt;a href="http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/"&gt;Brad Wesley is an evil man&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-4762363992534204518?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/4762363992534204518/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=4762363992534204518' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/4762363992534204518'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/4762363992534204518'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/09/brad-wesley-is-bad-tipper.html' title='Brad Wesley Is a Bad Tipper'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-6081900031906336726</id><published>2007-08-29T09:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-29T09:19:08.922-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><title type='text'>Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man, Reason #25</title><content type='html'>Brad Wesley does not observe the rules of the road. He swerves into oncoming traffic, for no particular reason, other than to prove he rules the road, and the town of Jasper. That makes him an &lt;a href="http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/"&gt;evil man&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-6081900031906336726?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/6081900031906336726/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=6081900031906336726' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/6081900031906336726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/6081900031906336726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/08/brad-wesley-is-evil-man-reason-25.html' title='Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man, Reason #25'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5476082273248513082.post-2405443730213668258</id><published>2007-08-27T09:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-27T09:22:26.034-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dalton'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='road house'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='brad wesley'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='evildoers'/><title type='text'>Intro to Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man</title><content type='html'>Why am I writing a weblog about my arch-nemesis, Brad Wesley?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The answer is simple: Brad Wesley is an evil man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But he's already dead, you say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So what, I say.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I learned at NYU, those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. And taking classes over again ain't my idea of a night with Doc. If you know what I'm saying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Brad Wesley may be dead. But the world is full of evil men.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This weblog will expose them all! Especially Brad Wesley!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5476082273248513082-2405443730213668258?l=bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/feeds/2405443730213668258/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5476082273248513082&amp;postID=2405443730213668258' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/2405443730213668258'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5476082273248513082/posts/default/2405443730213668258'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://bradwesleyisanevilman.blogspot.com/2007/08/intro-to-brad-wesley-is-evil-man.html' title='Intro to Brad Wesley Is an Evil Man'/><author><name>Dalton</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01357125785935358440</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='22' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_X5uIQoYSgv4/RtMKDoYcj4I/AAAAAAAAAAM/B5YqqvKFaIA/s320/Dalton.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
